MBFFL Smack Talk 2018 edition

[Dan]

Everyone is thinking it, but no one is saying it, so I will….

If the draft was any indication, this league which was once laced with hot takes, fiery one liners and fierce smack talk and a commissioner who provided Emmy award winning-esque wrap ups shows, routinely stirring the pot and putting managers on blast, has turned into a country club. Most days I’m not sure if half the managers, or this league for that matter have a pulse.

Time to revive this group of geriatric good ol’ boys and ramp up the smack talk. If you don’t want to participate, fine, but know you’ll be in my cross hairs soon enough. Weber, since we’ve played each other week one for 100 straight years, you might want to put on your steel undies comes I am about to own you, on the message board and the score board.

Commish – no more excuses, the weekly update complete with matchup of the week + smack talk + Miller lite bold prediction, needs to be back this year too.

 

– the fresh prince

 

 

 

[Bauhs]

Dan you’re as clear as glass on this one, we all know you talk a decent smack game so you rely on “winning” the message board since you can’t stop from puking up on yourself in the playoffs every season.  Keyboard muscles are only attractive if you can actually back it up on the digital playing field.  Now go lock yourself in the closet, cry a little about your FFB failures, and reset your team name to Lucky Chubb already!

 

PS – Can I get some of whatever the commish is smoking, Dylan’s draft was marginal at best!

[Dan]

Like many iconic franchises, when you’re blessed with so many positives in life….good looks, wit and charm, hair…you are also burdened at times with a curse or a jinx – but like those franchises that paved the path before me, the curse will be broken and the league will feel my reckoning.

Until then, try to keep your lucky chubb in your pants as you admire my keyboard muscles.

With peace and love,

Fresh Prince

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