Welcome Nick

[Dylan]

Hey All –

Due to marital control, Graig has asked to be replaced in the league. Luckily I was easily able to replace him the same day with Nick. Nick is a bearded fellow who likes to argue and debate. Very few people like him.

He also happens to be one of my developers which could prove useful in terms of fixing some things on this site as well as adding improvements. Might as well put him to work.

Being the new guy. I am sure you can help me in giving him a very heartfelt welcome to the league. I have a feeling his free money will be sticking around for years to come.

-Commish

[Craig]

Welcome to the league where we drink only the finest beer made at the draft.

 

also thanks for your donation

[Bauhs]

Welcome Nick, hopefully you don’t say half the terribly flagrant things the former owner of your team did lol! Look forward to you donating your money to us for years to come 😂.

[Dan]

Welcome to the league, Nick. The bar has been set pretty low by your fellow PowderKeg-ians, so office bragging rights is well within reach…

Additionally, it’s widely accepted that beards are dirtier than toilet seats, so you may want to consider shaving that bumfluff off.

Disrespectfully,

Ace Boogie

[Nick]

Thanks everyone. It’s natural to feel threatened by the newcomer. I’m bringing a different breed of excellence to the table, gentlemen. I do not suffer the afflictions of being red haired, nor do I praise the shitty Vikings.

Good luck out there – you’re all going to need it.

[Author]

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